Monday, January 26, 2009

Currently at Amelia's home. : D
Collected my ang pows today(:
Well, everyone is doing so right?
Guess what, THERE'S AN ECLIPSE!
Its an omen where something bad is going to happen.
no wonder it looks all weird outside.
The world's going to end on 12/11/12.
I'll be seventeen, omg.
Still so young!
LOL.I need help in using my uncle's laptop.
help meeeee.
Amelia and I are hogging the computers.
The rest are downstairs playing some guitar thing, and Brenda's POSSESED.
Went to Grandma's house in the morning-going-to-be-afternoon.
And this super weird ah pek was there, and talking talking.
I didn't think of much till he asked me how old i was, what school this and that.
Then he started talking about the galaxy, science and geography, how they were linked.
Like that stilll can tahan,then he started talking about aliens, Moon, planets.
Practically outer space.
wacky.
Then he said that aliens are not aliens. but normal people just living on other planets, only thingies living on other galaxies are aliens.
(outside seems dark, and it super windy.)
Like,whateverrrr.
the eclipse will end in half an hour's time.
Then, he started to talk to Adeline, but Rachael came to her rescue.
She's a heroine cousin!LOL.
she started to sing loudly, and thaaaat, he walked off.
lmfao.
byebye, i shall go and play the guitar hero or whateveeeer.
byeeee: D

p.s:hope that school won't reopen soon, though its on Wednesday.grr.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Rachael!

This post is for Rachael!












See, I blogged about you. :D


happy new year: D

hello: D Happy Lunar New Year's EVE!
Okay, these are the photos from yesterday.



ohmygod, is that Liney in a dress?
I have an un-glam of this photo,: D


Liney and Mum(:


Almost everyone, excluding Rachael, Liney and meee: D where's Sean?


OH,at the corner playing psp.



This is actually goose meat.
Byebye: D

Saturday, January 24, 2009

skipper!

rofl.
Back from the reunion lunch: D Post pictures later(:
Liney and me wore heels and were taaaaaall!: D
There'll be another dinner today night.
Well, ripped these jokes from someone's blog.
*Evil smile* Enjoy: D


Confusing Chinese Names

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying! eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

Friday, January 23, 2009

Dumbie: D

We had half-day today: D
(ohmygodijustwentbloghoppingandfoundfunnystuffs)
The dance was the best (everyone thinks alike), and the Lion Dance was such a mess.
didn't like it because we weren't given sweets-only the front row ):
Then there was training and all that, here comes the stupid part.
Ran off with Shiyi to see Miss Ong without saying byebye to Yuli :x
Here comes the other stupid part.

One hot and un-fine day, Vivian and Sharlyn tried walking back to KHS with BOOTS,
because they thought Bus 16 changed route.
They started cursing (but wished this lost couple happy new year) and swearing, when they realised they were lost.
Then, a miracle happened: D
Signboard said:"<-----Kong Hwa Primary School" Oh jey: D They walked (still cursing and swearing) and decided to walk through the metal thingie, instead of crossing a bridge. After finding Broadrick Sec and cursing, they reached a traffic light. *Looks to the right* the whatthef*ck moment.
We'd walked a bloody round, when we could actually just cross the bridge less than 5 metres, and reach the traffic light.
Well, cursing was normal.
: D
: D
: D
Got chased out of the school after being in there for less than 20 minutes.
Found Mrs Ooi!: D
and Ming Xia and Jamie.

Happy New Year: D
i can't stand algebra.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Chinatown :D

Oh, went to Chinatown today : D
ohyay, CNY is coming: D
Looking forward to another new couple, so that I can have an extra ang pow(:







The floral wallpaper house is really familiar, think it was featured in a music video.
i'm so hardworking.:)
Chiong-ed through homework, and laughing and laughing and laughing.
and I realised something.
Hate almost all the subject teachers this year,
Literature, History, Math, Science.
I miss last year's subject teachers, argh.
I don't understand proportion, help me.
help me!
HELP ME!
Okay, too much.
byebye: D
p.s i don't want to go school tomorrow):

Saturday, January 17, 2009

maybe?


imprisoned peace :o
Oh yay, i'm quitting next month.
maybe not?
Angelynn lectured me, because Azianna poofed away from tuition and is never coming back
:[
come back come back, and Sarah too!
She went to America and didn't come back to tuition.
*screams*
I've learnt to be polite when people insult me.(:
You're retarded.
Thank you.
you're stupid.
Thank you.
you waste space.
thank you.
you no-life.
thank you.
thank you.
you're crazy.
thank you
you're a sucker.
thank you.
you jidiot.
thank you.
you're dumb.
thank you.
adapted from Mr stinky.
Haha, posting this doesn't have any purpose or motive to anyone.
:/
Okay, Stinky was not that bad you know.
Except for the 'eating meepok in the classroom,where everyone is hungry' part.
i'm still hungry :x
i love pink dolphin.
: D

Friday, January 16, 2009

help!


Phantom of the Opera much?LOL.
Wow, RCY trainings are getting fun.
LOL.
help meeeeeee, her explanation makes me lost.
i'm going to fail again and go combined :o
haha.
i need help, and i'm going to quit tuition.
OH, the irony: D
quitting tuition is why i'm so happy today: D
Mum finally agreed, but she'll tutor me.
Its better for now, rather than being insulted by that toidi, and annoyed by that freak.
But its quite sad to leave the two other girls there, they might get killed!
:O
But i guess i'll get scolded a little more :xxx
byebye(:

yousucckkkkk.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Okay, went out with Yuli, ChinYee and Chels(:
*laughs*
Met Chelsea at Eunos Station, and I was late, again.: D
and yeah, on the MRT to City Hall, it jerked, and Vivian stepped on a lady wearing SLIPPERS.
oops. then, Chels and I reached City Hall,and then to Dhouby Ghaut.
Then, Vivian very clever, drag Chelsea to some train.
and they boarded it, and heard "Next station, City Hall Interchange".
started laughing our heads off.
what's next? From Douby Ghaut back to Bugis!
ohyeah! Vivian rocks the world yeah?

Bored, so started hentak-ing in the station!
Because Chelsea wanted to show, she can hentak better. (like, DUH, i was wearing jeans)


But finally, Chelsea decided to LEAD and SERVE, lmao.
And we got to Outram station safe and un-lost.
three cheers for Chelsea!LOL.
But everyone stared at us because of laughing too loudly.
Went to the 'Build A Bear Workshop' and the clothes were tiny and cute!
Met ChinYee at BK!: D
Then, we went to Golden Village (and Yuli was late) to buy tickets.
Wanted to watch Hannah Montana for some great laughs, but watched Ponyooooo!



i'm tall;D Chin Yee and Chelsea! Yuli was the great photographer(:

Ponyo so cute lah, a goldfish with a head!
the old 'Toki' also so cute, say tsunami as:" tsu-nah-meee!"
Yuli bought the popcorn, and drink!
We all took different coloured straws, so smart!

and this boy, in the cinema.
Trying to be a opera singer and lip-synching.
haha, wanted to make him a star, so i videoed, but deleted luh.
lmao.
After the movie, we were rushing back home luh.
On the mrt, Vivian stepped on yet another unlucky person.

And this guy slept while standing, SO COOL!
I want to learn that tooooo!LOL.

Just for laughs(:





Saturday, January 10, 2009

CCA recruitment day(:



East Coast Park

Today was CCA Recruitment day: D
ChinYee was there super duper early you know.
Like around, 7:10.
kiasuuuuuu!
haha, just kidding.
We all fell in at 9am,(with my shrunken beret you know) and then the wind was super strong.
Guess what, everything started flying around and around.
ohyeah.
Then, CY and I started to collect donations from people.
haha, tiring you know.
But there were several KHSians who recognised meeee: D
And this small guy too, so nice, maybe joining RC: D
he's from Kong Hwaaaaaa!

Nice people: D
they rock you know.
random.
give me a five!
Lol, there's still art to finish, and the printer.
It was quite fun dragging people to booths :x
wakakakaka, beware you know.

ohoh, and the dramatic thing.
But it is true, every second, everywhere.
Got paired up with Isaac.
he can really talk manzxzxzx.
haha, the zxzxzx thingie.
LOL.
Got to skip tuition!
And tell you what, i rather do this than to face that asshole teacher you know.

Mum got a shirt from Banana, and its big for me.
But its a 'Singapore' shirt. Loyalty: DDD
Okay, byebyeeeee:D

Friday, January 09, 2009

hello mickey


Hello: D
Couldn't 'play' the computer for a loooong time.
*sneaked some anyway:X*
Guess what, found something out after bloghopping you know(:
There was Red Cross today yeah, and it was flag day.
hounding Yuli was fun fun fun!
But some people shunned us you know.
and used the sticker as a 'sheild'.
haha, saw several KHSians '08.
Haha, they were so nice eh!
Donated to us, so in return we helped them with their homework.
but in the end, didn't know how to do hehe.
Math is super confusing uh, inverse direct proportions all that, and Miss Heng trying to be fierce and all that.
ohoh, and Yuli and I are loanshark money and people-hounding treasurers-.-
roflmao.
Lazy update already. byebye: D

Sunday, January 04, 2009

First Day of schooooooool.




ohlala, carebears.


what is the day that most kids dread?
First Day of Schoool.
yeah, but anyway, Jazlina came back:)
but...THE Sec One's are super cute can, short and sweet.
But the canteen's fries were'nt that nice you know.
Yuli ended up throwing them away, but I ate it all.
See, i never waste foooood.:x
Haha, made the class treasurer with Yuli.
But i failed math you know.
Quite dissapointed that some of the same teachers for subject still the same.
I'm bound to fail.

Then, there were talks from 10:35-12.
and nearly slept there, but couldn't.
Blame it on sitting in the front row-.-
Then, there was this IT Trainer or something in front of me, and Vivian's phone slipped,
and dropped onto the floor with not only a thud, but also waking me up.
omg, nearly died out of shock you know.
Lucky Yuli picked it up fast.
ohoh, and the IT Trainer saw it I think.
*faints*
Okay, the air-con was super cold you know.
veeeeery cold.

Okay, i don't want to go to school.
byeeee: D

Thursday, January 01, 2009


Happy New Year!: D
byebye 2008 hello 2009!
byebye Bush, hello Obama.
byebye Secondary One, hello Secondary Two.
byebye Christmas Tree, hello ang pows.
Oh man, I dont want to go to school.
But anyway, Happy Birthday Megan!
Just cut hair yesterday, and it was Kaka's birthday too:D
Rather regretful of cutting the fringe eh, haha.
Now Sean is obsessed with my ponytail, and wants to grow on like Kitaro.
Okay,yesterday, Liney and I went ALL the way to the Ubi countdown 'party'.
It turned outt to be a boring carnival with free candy floss and popcorn.

Lesson One:Always learn how to differentiate party from carnival.
And Adeline's going to kill her friend for 'bluffing' us.
dieeeeeeeee!
But anyway, decided to go Downtown's countdown party.
ooh lala. never seen so many people in Singapore before.
Decided that it was boring, because we couldn't get in.
So, we bought those party thingies,that spray confetti.
Prepared for ambush, and when we reached home,
we sprayed our neighbour, and my dad,brother tenants!
haha,but had to clean up in the end.
ohoh, and it was Girl's night OUT, Guy's night IN.
Ironic huh.
Haha, going for Megan's party now,
byeeee:D