Saturday, January 12, 2008

SCHOOL

MAN...
I HATE SCHOOL!!!
STUPID LIN LAO SHI!~
LEMME TELL YOU,A LIST OF LITTLE HORRIBLIS OLD LADY M??? LIN.(DUNNO WHETHER SHE MARRIED)
OK...
numBer one:THE BRITISH OR AMERICAN OR ANY OTHER ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS NOT PERMITTED DURING CHINESE LESSONS.IF THIS RULE IS VIOLATED,VIOLATERS FACE A CHARGE OF BEING SEVERLY TORTURED VERBALLY(VERY SCARY)OR BEING SENT TO THE DETENTION BARRACKS.
number 2:NO WRITING THE ENGLISH NAME ON ANY OF THE WORK YOU HAVE DONE.CHINESE NAME,CLASS AND REG NUMBER MUST BE WRITTEN ACCORDING TO THE POSITIONS OF:NAME,REG NUMBER,AND CLASS.IF NOT DONE,STUDENTS WILL FACE A VERBAL TORTURE OR DETENTION AT HOME.
number 3:SPELLING OR ANY OTHER COMMON/CLASS TESTS MUST BE SCORED 70% AND ABOVE,OR ELSE THE 69% AND BELOW ONES WILL FACE A MININUM CHARGE OF VERBAL ACCUSATIONS/LECTURES THAT HE/SHE IS A FAILURE.THE WORST WILL COME IF THE TEACHER CHOOSES YOU FOR REMEDIAL WIDD HER.
number 4:WORK MUST BE DONE PROPERLY WITH THE NAME,REG NUMBER AND CLASS WRITTEN NEATLY AND BEFORE CLASS STARTS.RECOMENDED :DO IT AT HOME!!!!!!
OR ELSE YOU WILL FACE A HORRIBLE BLACK FACE ........AHHHH!!!!!
STILL GOT A LOT OF rules one...
very scary!
well,BYE!

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